1. Oct 31, 2012 11:32pm

    We’re all about the Chaperone Tax. If you accompany a minor while trick-or-treating, they’re pretty much required to hand over some of the goods. You see, it’s a reciprocal relationship, you’re basically a bodyguard. A bodyguard who is paid in delicious Halloween candy. 

    warmingmycockles:

    I like to call this the Chaperone Tax, I rule with an iron fist. lol 

    (Source: joanwatstone)

     
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    Some day, when I have a house, I’m handing out beers to the parents who come with trick or treaters. Fact.
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