1. Nov 2, 2012 5:30pm

    Did Joe Biden Just Ask Me Out on a Date on the David Letterman Program?

    I THINK SO. I mean, I can’t be sure. But he definitely said something about a cheeseburger and “finding someone special.” Sooooo…I can read between the lines, Biden!!!

    Joe Biden, my grampa-boyfriend, read the Top Ten List on Letterman last night and it was—predictably—HELLA DREAMY. Classic grampa-boyfriend! Here’s a selection:

    No. 10: “I’m not saying each voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I’m not saying they don’t either.”

    No. 6: “If you vote early, you don’t have to pay taxes…I’m sorry, I’m being told that’s not accurate.”

    No. 5: “Single and looking to mingle? Find that special someone on the early voting line.”

    No. 2: “Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump.”

    And the No. 1 reason…

    "Honestly, don’t you want this election over with already?"

    Depends. Will you still be on my TV being hilarious?

    — Lindy West

     
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    good to know I’m not alone in just wanting a grampa-boyfriend. “I’m not saying each voter gets a free cheeseburger, but...
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    Grampa-boyfriend is the best description of Joey B ever.
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