Susan B. Anthony List!
Susan B. Anthony List, who?
Susan B. Vote For Mitt Romney or Barack Obama Will Kill ALL OF THE BABIES!
Sorry, that was dumb. (It’s been a while since I told a knock-knock joke.) But if you’re a socially conservative voter (or just seem like you might be) living in a swing state, you can probably expect a call from anti-abortion group Susan B. Anthony List this weekend. According to the Huffington Post:
The calls will feature the voice of conservative actor and former Senator Fred Thompson talking about President Barack Obama’s views on abortion. “I want to take just a few seconds to ask for your vote … not for me, but for thousands and thousands of children who have not yet been born,” Thompson says in the recording. “The fact is that Barack Obama is the most pro-abortion president we’ve ever had. If he is reelected, more and more babies will never be born. If you value human life, you need to cast your vote against Barack Obama.”
Mitt Romney: DGAF about poor people/the environment/living women (who don’t like cooking dinner), but is all for the plight of people who don’t yet exist!
Also, the phrase “more and more babies will never be born” is so grammatically incorrect it makes me dizzy.