1. Nov 4, 2012 2:30pm

    Here’s a horrifying (and probably NSFW) ad promoting veganism for dudes as a way to increase their sexual stamina, which works by turning their previously sad, shriveled flesh junk into massive, phallic produce. I mean, that seems to be the real takeaway, no? Hey guys, with a plant-based diet, you will be able to leer at women, like, all day, waving your genitals at them while you grimace in a vaguely menacing way. [via Buzzfeed]

    -Doug Barry

     
  1. redpogosticks reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    Not even like being vegan actually makes you better in bed at all. Maybe...but def doesn’t...
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    weren’t already completely unattracted...vegan men before…
  8. ishamaeli reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    PETA strikes again. As if the earlier commercial...implied v. v. violent sex due
  9. whatdidyoudobecca reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    least sexy thing i’ve ever seen.
  10. daftandchildish reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    PETA PETA what are...doing STAHP O.el
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    Of course it’s PETA. Misrepresenting vegans everywhere. Seriously, would PETA fucking die already? You’re ruining...
  13. julieocean reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    PETA, you’re so fucking stupid.
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    fuck Peta, how the hell do they think anyone is going to take their message seriously if every single action they do is...
  17. triceratreetops reblogged this from jezebelcom and added:
    wtf is wrong with peta? really though..
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